Iiii ammm accquirdd birfday
The numberrr twenty-won!
Whhhaasss dat you
say?
Drrink tis last and
mmm done.
Oppp lookie here
Iiii founds dis for
yuuu!
Straiiight shtuff,
nice ‘n clear
Yuu, Stanley take
one… Iii gets two.
Ohhhh the tricksy
floooor
Donnn dance wit me
today!
I sweared ayll falls
noo mor
Iff yule guiiid me
on me wayy.
Ahhh Stanley, yuu
are such…
Such… I forgettt te
wyrd!
Ambivvvalant fellow,
much
I love yu tho itt
beist absurd.
Helllo frend ecccsit
Frend street, I
greet yu now!
Yuu are beautful ‘n
well lit
Pleash forgif te
dizzy bow.
Annn now we’re offff
Tooo te refuge, te
homestead!
Ann I swearsh *cough,
cough*
I won’t drinkk agen
befffore I’m dead.
